Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
