it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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