I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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