Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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