she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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