Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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