is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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