i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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