69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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