i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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