Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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