Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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