I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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