That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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