jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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