Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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