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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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