I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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