she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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