Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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