Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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