If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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