on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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