Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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