my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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