so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you made out with another girl for some wings
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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