i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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