It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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