All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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