he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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