we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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