He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
