am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
