Sponge bath it is.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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