Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Your topless pictures make me question reality
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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