We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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