he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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