Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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