I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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