do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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