One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Randomize
