question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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