I understand Curling. That high.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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