This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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