I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Two words: blizzard sex
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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