paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You smell like stripper and shame
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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