Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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