is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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