how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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