Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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