You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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