no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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