Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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