Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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