Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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