Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Ladies don't puke and tell
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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