Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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