I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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