Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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