Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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